President

A veteran of the Engineering haunts, Cam Creigh is the go to man for a hand with uni or direction to the nearest drinking spot (or other entertainment facility)... As fearless President for 2012 he is not one to pass up on a festive feast as he basks in the sprawling suburbia of Flavourtown till the next engagement. It must be said that his direction is particularly good after a few drinks, known to find himself ‘in Australia’ or on a comfy pad in engo till those dreaded 9am starts…

If feeling lost, down or out; one thing is for sure. Cam’s never failing grin and fully functioning hangover capabilities will inspire you to greater looseness!

Vice President

Alex has been around for many moons; evermore rising exponentially in fame from his wildcard entrance to a certain election last year. Be assured that this year YOU WILL ride the Dark Horse to victory. With style, grace and poise this gentleman who inhabits air that is purer than yours will happily give you the time of day and ensure that he can help in any way.

His endearing nature and hands on approach will ensure the task is done in a facile nature and with minimal casualties.  Complimenting the best of these exhilarating traits include the legend of the Dark Horse,  which is be-told in centuries long ago as the one tale to strike awe into the hearts of the non-believers. So believe me when I tell you that this exemplary gentleman nested high amongst scholars will be there to provide and guide you throughout this year!

Junior Vice-President

If you are reading this you are one lucky lady (or man).  After a brief dry patch in 2011 Maxwell Joseph Loxton (20, male) is seeking a/(or) young companion(s) to engage in good times ahoy and rowdy behaviour.  Studying civil engineering means Max will most likely be found out on the lawns playing cards or in his natural habitat of Hermans bar.  Known for his marathon performances (athletics and otherwise) he seeks similar in his expectations of you.  His other hobbies also include perusing internet memes and xkcd comics. Max is known for being a serious ladies man.  Max will not hesitate to sweep you off your feet with his big smile, rock hard abs and a shuffle so sexy it will make you wet. (Note; Must be prepared for an inevitable messiness with late night disco dancing) Applications accepted year around. Nightly fee applies.  No Weirdos.

Treasurer

I went in search of who is really the man behind the loveable childhood character. Gumbi is on a secret mission to turn the Engineering faculty into the craziest place this side of Buckingham Palace. His gap year was just a rouse to hide his top secret training missions. He learnt to exude charm from the swarmiest of Italian men and developed banter so fine that it has brought past SUEUA presidents to tears. He learnt cooking from the finest French chef and is rumoured to have cooked a roast so divine it left Gordon Ramsay speechless.

Overwhelmed by the rowdiness of first year camp 2010 and realising the monumental task in front of him, Gumbi found himself alone on top of an old church building. He raised his glass of scotch to the heavens and promised to Thor he will be successful in his mission. He has been VP of Brewsical for 3 years brewing GumbAle(patent pending) and last year at B’n’B (Beer and Bangers) he unnecessarily proved that men can dance in full dress gown and high heels. Last summer he was recruited by one of the biggest resources companies in the world to “persuade” the Prime Minister to see the fun side of mining.

Gentlemen take notes and ladies keep an eye out.

Secretary

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BBQ Master

Cellar Master

Other Characters of Engineering

Pat "The Fringe/Dirty Money" Ditchfield Rachel Herman

SUCE & Brewsical President SUWIE President

Chris Rosiak Nat Bennell

SUEUA Web Master for all Eternity SUWIE Vice President

(The) Jacky Chan Aaron Wilkinson

SUCE Vice President MUGS Vice President

Juddi Judd Alex Bunting

SUEUA Sports Rep SUMO Vice President

Jane Armstrong Roslyn Cooke

SUCE Secretary SUEUA Sports Rep

Ashleigh Kopac Brooke Simmons

SUEUA Marketing SUWIE Treasurer

Sam Urquhart Donya Vahdani

SUWIE Secretary SUWIE Junior Vice President

Sam Murray, by Tom Connell

President

Perhaps you've heard through carried word

Of a man for men and ages

With fishing pants and beardy gaps

All places become his stages

This man they say is of wide loin

The bedder of many women

So warm his smile, with twinkling eye

He always needs fresh linen

A minstrel man with glided tongue

His tales are vary tall

If you feast with him, its beast enjoyed

With a grain of salt that's small

A fiend for ale, he'll quaff your tipples

Beer, wine, rum (and a few slippery nipples)

And if you're very lucky on a moonlit night

You can see a second moon, a little more hair but just as white.

President - SUWIE