You
will see Tom everywhere around engineering. He is always there to lend a
helping hand, cooking sausages and lifting heavy things. You will also see him
riding around uni on his bike, don't try this yourself its way to high and you
will get hurt.
Tom
has amazing hair, its texture is out of this world, touch it if you can. He
also grows a wicked beard but watch out for the mutton chops they can be a
little scary.
Tom
is not one to say no to a drink or twelve, he always makes a night out more
interesting and usually ends up naked, or just about.
Tom
holds some pretty interesting conversations. He always has a few words of
wisdom to add here and there but often they are followed with a general outcry
of ‘Tom too Far.' He takes the weird and absurd to a whole new level, but
that's one of the things we love about him.
Brayden Mead, by Sam
Murray
Vice
President
Engineering
has many Alpha males, but there is only one king of the jungle in our parts.
This part Lion, part Man stalks the walkways of engineering with feline grace.
Sunlight glints of his luscious mane as he walks (or often rolls on his
skateboard) along the walkways, vowing to be the first cat to break Mach 10.
Don't
be put off by this fierce appearance. Brayden,
or B-ray, as he's often called is not only one of the nicest guys around but
also harbours an intellect and wisdom matched by few and exceeded by none. His
knowledge isn't just limited to aeronautics and hair care, he has a doctorate
of kebabs and a masters in goon laybacks. This year will see the great
man-beast as Vice-president, rocking his engineering jungle with hilarity, cool
costumes, great kebabs and amazing hair.
ROAARR
Sam Murray, by Michael
Drummond
Junior
Vice President
Put
simply: Sam's a great man. You can recognise him by the occasional facial
growth and his colourful fisherman pants. Sam's outgoing, a storyteller, often
telling of his escapades overseas and he's always keen to meet new people. He
attends nearly every SUEUA event and often helps out on the BBQ's, so go up to
him and have a yarn. Take him a beer if he looks thirsty.
Michael Drummond, by
Tom Connell
Treasurer
Bokka. Bokky mcbok bok.
An
elusive creature, the Bok is known to assume a camouflage of a reserved and
studious man. He lies dormant in his assumed identity, slowing his metabolism
and waiting for an opportune moment.
Nearby,
a herd of wild Sambuca cautiously raise their heads above the savannah long
grass, unaware of the low lying Bok. Gingerly, they tread towards the water
hole, seeking rehydration.
With
a guttural bellow, the ferocious Bok leaps 6 foot in the air, sleek body
resplendent against the African Sun. He consumes one, two, three Sambuca on his
first sprint, pivots on his face and consumes six more. His belly full, Bok
then climbs to precarious heights to survey his kingdom. His day over, he
rests,knowing that soon he will
reassume his camouflage and lie in wait for the next big hunt.
Bokka
is a civil engineering 3rd year, great for a talk and fantastic to
have a beer with. He'll be in charge of our monies this year, so you know where
to send the muffin baskets and bouquets of puppies.
Danielle Jelfs, by
Brayden Mead
Secretary
Since her first day in engineering Danielle
has been able to keep up with the boys when drinking, and most consider her one
of them when as she omits bodily functions with the best of them. Some might
say she lacks the wisdom or the ‘balls' for her position, but don't be fooled
even though she is the youngest and the shortest of the executive she managed to beat the lot at drinking on
first year, well that is until she vomits and passes out (Note this has been
repeated many times since). Danielle definitely knows how to have a good time,
with many infamous nights ending passed out on the chemical engineering couches
after hours. Travelling to Engineering from the Northern Beaches daily, it
definitely can't be said that she lacks commitment as Rookie is always present
and drunk at all SUEUA events. When she isn't disproving the stories Sam comes
out with, she's easily sought out for any questions you may have about Civil
Engineering and university life in general.